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Make him laugh out loud with one of the best rude birthday cards for him — bold, cheeky, and perfect for celebrating in outrageous style.
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Why Customers Like these Rude Birthday Cards
“Great quality paper, high quality print. Great gag card.” – R***s 
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“Hilarious card! My grandpa loved it and won’t stop showing it to everyone.” Y***y Verified Purchase“Really good quality for the price and it’s hilarious can’t wait to give it to my mom for her bday 🤣 I’ve ordered some other funny ones as well. My family has a funny sense of humor and we like doing like gag gifts for holidays. It came pretty fast as well.” c***r Verified Purchase“hilarious card with good quality, and nice print also comes with nice envelope. Recommended for people with sense of humor.” A***k Verified PurchaseEnjoy FREE shipping on orders over €25 (or the equivalent in your currency), or pay only €2.99 for smaller orders.
Estimated delivery times:
| Region | Estimated Delivery Time |
|---|---|
| Europe | 5-12 business days |
| Australia & New Zealand | 7-12 business days |
| Canada & United States | 8-15 business days |
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Hilarious Birthday Humor
Premium Quality Print
Generous Size
Includes Matching Envelope
Made Just for Him
Spreads Laughter All Around
Features a bold, cheeky message that reads: “Happy Birthday You Old Fart, Try Not to Shit Yourself When Blowing Out Your Candles.” It’s the perfect card for anyone who appreciates unfiltered humor and loves a good laugh on their special day. This outrageous message is guaranteed to get the birthday boy — and the whole room — laughing out loud.
Crafted from thick, durable cardstock, this card is made to impress. The vibrant colors and sharp, clean lettering make the design pop and add a premium touch that feels just as good as it looks. Whether you display it on a shelf or hand it over with a laugh, this card is made to last and stand out.
Measuring approximately 20.5 cm x 13.5 cm (8.07 in x 5.31 in), this card offers more than just humor — it gives you plenty of space inside to add your own personal touch. Whether you want to include a heartfelt message or another funny roast, there’s room for your creativity.
No need to search for packaging — this card comes complete with a sturdy, perfectly sized envelope (20.8 cm x 13.7 cm / 8.19 in x 5.40 in), making it easy to mail or hand-deliver. Whether you’re planning a surprise or sending it from afar, it’s ready to go when you are.
This card was designed specifically for men who enjoy bold jokes and a little bit of birthday mischief. Whether it’s your husband, boyfriend, brother, or best friend, it delivers the perfect mix of humor and affection to celebrate his special day in unforgettable style.
It’s more than just a card — it’s a moment of shared laughter. This playful message is sure to brighten the birthday boy’s day and get chuckles from everyone around him. Whether read at a party or in a quiet moment, it spreads joy and creates lasting memories.
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